Super Troopers 2 (2018) quotes

Director
Jay Chandrasekhar.

Cast
Jay Chandrasekhar.
Steve Lemme.
Kevin Heffernan.

When a border dispute arises between the U.S. and Canada, the Super Troopers are tasked with establishing a Highway Patrol station in the disputed area.

I coach a girls hockey team so I know my way around a gash.
– Genevieve Aubois

It’s Cracked Bacon.
– Trooper Callaghan

Walk faster Finger Blaster.
– Lonnie Laloush

I’m the cheese
– Farva

Great Tim Horton’s ghost!
– Guy LeFranc

Cap, you know how hard I worked on this thing? Big face, big mustache.
– Trooper Callaghan
I don’t care how big your face is. Shave it!
– Captain O’Hagan
Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap! I’m good right? I got a tight mouth-muff.
– Farva
Talk about big faces.
– Captain O’Hagan
That’s face-ism, Cap.
– Mac
Not regulation! Shave it!
– Captain O’Hagan

Any of you motherfuckers want some pussy?
– Fred Savage

You know they have Eskimo hookers up here? When they have sex, they really get “Inuit”.
– Farva