I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
– Jimi Hendrix
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
– Kinky Friedman
Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.
– Anatole France
I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
– Nafisa Joseph
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
– Garrison Keillor
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
– Martha Scott
I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.
– Chris Pratt
An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language.
– Martin Buber
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
– Abraham Lincoln
No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats? Would the Chia Pet even exist?
– Jeffrey Kluger
Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
– George Eliot
If you have time to get your pet rabbit its own Instagram account, you have time to at least tweet about something important.
– Jameela Jamil
I’ve got a new invention. It’s a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
– Lefty Gomez
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
– Edgar Allan Poe
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
– Josh Billings
My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.
– Edith Wharton
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
– Billy Graham
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
– Ogden Nash
The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn’t take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.
– Chris Chocola
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
– Charles de Gaulle
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
– Sigmund Freud
Even cats grow lonely and anxious.
– Mason Cooley
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
– Leonardo da Vinci
One of the joys of writing historical fiction is the chance to read as much as you like on a pet subject – so much that you could easily bore your friends senseless on the topic.
– Deanna Raybourn
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
– Albert Schweitzer
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
– Bob Hope
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
– Christopher Morley
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
– Groucho Marx
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
– Terry Pratchett
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
– Ron White
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It’s in the apartment somewhere.
– Steven Wright
Environmentalists hate sprawl – except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.
– Michelle Malkin
I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.
– James Herriot
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
– Winston Churchill
Just watching my cats can make me happy.
– Paula Cole
You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings.
– Jane Goodall
When you’re fighting for social justice, one of my biggest pet peeves is speaking out of ignorance.
– Eva Longoria
I do feel like by buying rats from a pet store, you are saving them because if not, they would get fed to a snake or something.
– Nikki Reed