Dating quotes

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
William Shakespeare

I didn’t have a financial need, and I wasn’t very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment.
– Candice Bergen

The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. They’ll pick eye color and hair color, all the way down to what she does for a living, what school she went to. Their list can be extremely long. But at the end of the day, dating is dating, because they’re human beings.
– Patti Stanger

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.
– Thomas Fuller

There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
– Jack Nicholson

If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
Orson Welles

I just don’t like when there’s a rumor that says I’m dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got divorced, my ex-wife said I was spending all my time with Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie. I was like, ‘Thank you for the big ups!’
– Marilyn Manson

I get to be the nosiest friend or acquaintance that anyone has because it’s – my job is to ask you about your dating life all the time.
– Sam Yagan

I heard on public radio recently, there’s a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns, they keep matching up with other people. Two people will weed down one row and switch over with two other people. It’s in Vermont. I don’t think I’d be very good at Weed Dating.
– Roy Blount, Jr.

Dating a creative pushes me to think outside the box.
– Hannah Bronfman

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
– Jenny McCarthy

The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your life, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there’s nothing really to talk about.
Clint Eastwood

In my dreams, I could be a Princess, and that’s what I was. Like most little girls, I believed nothing less than a Prince could make my dreams come true.
– Loretta Young

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.
– Ben Kingsley

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.
Wayne Dyer

When I first started dating my husband, I had this weird fascination with the circus and clowns and old carnival things and sideshow freaks and all that. About a month after we started dating, he bought me this amazing black-and-white photo book on the circus in the 1930s, and I started sobbing.
– Christina Hendricks

I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable.
– Bo Burnham

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.
– Francesca Annis

I don’t have a type. But one thing I can say from my dating experience is that a physical attraction will only take you so far. So you definitely have to have a strong intellectual connection as well.
– Jesse Metcalfe

Everybody knows now that Marie Lightfoot, the true crime writer, is dating Franklin DeWeese, the state attorney of Howard County, Florida. They know I’m a white woman; they know he’s a black man. That’s not news anymore.
– Nancy Pickard

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
– Jay London

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me.
– John Mayer

I’m really critical of my posture, it makes a big difference. And I try to suck my belly in. Everyone should do that whether you’re on a red carpet or not. Even if you’re just going out to dinner with your boyfriend you should try and suck it in.
– Katy Perry

If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.
– Jennifer Lopez

I don’t want to be the person who has the gigantic headlines: ‘Look Who So-and-So Is Dating Now.’ That, to me, isn’t really who I am.
– Chris Young

Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian – I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don’t think I’m that type.
– Jeremy Lin

I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I’m dating or what drugs I’m on or what club I went to.
– Shia LaBeouf

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It’s needing people who understand your work schedule.
– Jennifer Love Hewitt

You can’t keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick.
– Heather Locklear

I’d been dating my husband for about a year, and I’d already kissed George Clooney, Ashton Kutcher and Gerard Butler. Awesome year, right?
– Judy Greer

The thing about dating someone who listens to a totally different genre than you is they can help you find things to appreciate in that genre.
– Hannah Simone

For me, I’ve learned if I want a very stable, normal relationship, where I’ll be like, ‘Okay, this is nice, I know what’s going to happen in a month,’ it’s probably better to date outside the industry. But you can’t help who you fall for. It’s our dating pool.
– Camila Cabello

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
Mae West

While I am aware of no counsel on whether kissing should be reserved only for post-mission dating or courtship, I am aware of plenty of counsel concerning honesty in our actions and treating others with respect and kindness. Casual attitudes about expressions of affection such as kissing can cause much grief and heartache.
– John Bytheway

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.
Soren Kierkegaard

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.
Billie Holiday

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.
Maya Angelou

One thing matters more than anything else for a dating product, and that is the quantity and quality of the people who use the product. It’s really freaking hard to get critical mass.
– Sam Yagan

I don’t really talk about my personal life. It’s a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide you’re dating. If I try to answer everything people say, I would be up all night.
– Tracee Ellis Ross

I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent – a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident – that is very sexy – but at the same time, he’s very kind to people.
– Nicole Scherzinger

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
– Joey Adams

I’ve been dating since I was 15 years old, and I just don’t seem to do it well.
– Harvey Fierstein

An important part of dating is communicating. We communicate by sharing our thoughts, ideas, and feelings. We enjoy being with someone when we have an easy time communicating or when we have a lot to talk about.
– John Bytheway

We all prospect, and don’t even know we’re doing it. When you start the dating process, you are actually prospecting for the person you want to marry. When you’re interviewing employees, you are prospecting for someone who will best fit your needs.
– Zig Ziglar

Personally, I don’t like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she’ll fool her husband, I figure she’ll fool me.
– Orson Welles

I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
– Wendy Liebman

I love having boyfriends. I love dating. I do not want a husband in my house.
– Shonda Rhimes

Sometimes people will approach me on the street and ask me very personal questions about my dating life. Fans talk to me like they know me, and it’s like, ‘You don’t know me. You know my character, but you really don’t know me.’
– Lili Reinhart

I’m finally dating. It’s fun.
– Kristin Chenoweth