Thunderball (1965) quotes

 

Director
Terence Young.

Cast
Sean Connery.
Claudine Auger.
Adolfo Celi.

James Bond heads to The Bahamas to recover two nuclear warheads stolen by SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo in an international extortion scheme.

Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead.
– James Bond

My dear, uncooperative Domino.
– James Bond
How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?
– Domino
It’s on the bracelet on your ankle.
– James Bond
So… what sharp little eyes you’ve got.
– Domino
Wait ’til you get to my teeth.
– James Bond

Since you’re here, would you mind giving me something to put on?
– Fiona

What exactly do you do?
– Pat Fearing
Oh, I travel… a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
– James Bond

Funny-looking bruise. A fall?
– Pat Fearing
A poker, in the hands of a widow.
– James Bond
Really? I’d have thought you were just the type for a widow.
– Pat Fearing
Not this one. He didn’t like me at all.
– James Bond

For you? Of course. Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love. What do you *do*, Vargas?
– Emilio Largo

You can tell of the one that got away.
– James Bond

See you later, irrigator.
– Bond

Vargo’s behind you.
– Domino
Really…
– James Bond
He must have followed us.
– Domino
I think he got the point.
– James Bond
It should have been Largo.
– Domino

I’m glad I killed him.
– Domino
*You’re* glad?
– James Bond

Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007.
– Q

Look! Must’ve hit him with a propeller!
– Janni
Let’s get back and tell Largo.
– Vargas

Careful, Mr. Bond. Careful.
– Fiona

You look pale, Mr. Bond. I hope I didn’t frighten you.
– Fiona
Well you see, I’ve always been a nervous passenger.
– Bond
Some men just don’t like to be driven.
– Fiona
No, some men just don’t like to be taken for a ride.
– Bond

Uh uh. In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-oh man in Europe’s been rushed in. *And* the Home Secretary, too.
– Miss Moneypenny
Somebody’s probably lost a dog.
– James Bond

It closes to a convenient pocket size.
– Q
Assuming one has a convenient pocket.
– Bond