Thor Ragnarok (2017) quotes

Director
Taika Waititi.

Cast
Chris Hemsworth.
Tom Hiddleston.
Cate Blanchett.

Imprisoned, the mighty Thor finds himself in a lethal gladiatorial contest against the Hulk, his former ally. Thor must fight for survival and race against time to prevent the all-powerful Hela from destroying his home and the Asgardian civilization.

How did you end up here?
Thor
Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I’ m actually organizing another revolution. I don’t know if you’d be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you’d be interested?
Korg

Hulk always… always angry.
Hulk
I know. We’re the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
Thor
Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
Hulk
Well, we’re kind of both like fire.
Thor
But Hulk like real fire. Like… raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.
Hulk

I have been falling… for 30 minutes!
– Loki

I don’t hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.
– Thor

She’s too powerful, I have no hammer.
Thor
What are you, Thor, god of hammers?
Odin

[after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]
[copies Black Widow] Hey, big guy. Sun’s getting real low. I don’t want to hurt you anymore.
Thor
[Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]
[cheers] YES! That’s what it feels like!
Loki
[to the Grandmaster] I’m just a big fan of the sport.
Loki

[the Hulk appears in the arena]
[horrorstruck] I have to get off this planet!
Loki

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I’m kind of like the leader in here. I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.”
– Korg

[on Loki] I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
Bruce Banner
He did try to kill me.
Valkyrie
Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, “Yeah, it’s me!”. And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.
Thor

I know what you’re thinking. “Oh, no. Thor’s in a cage. How did this happen?” Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It’s a long story. Basically, I’m a bit of a hero. See, I’ve spent some time on Earth… for the record, I saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for a couple of magic colorful Infinity Stone things… but didn’t find any. That’s when I came across a path of death, and destruction. Which led me all the way here to this cage… where I met you.
Thor
[looks at a skeleton]

 

Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Bruce Banner
It varies from moment to moment.
Loki

This team of yours, it got a name?
Valkyrie
Yeah, it’s called the… uh… Revengers!
Thor

[Thor meets Loki, who is tied up]
Surprise!
Loki
[Thor throws something at him, to see if he’s a mirage]
OW!
Loki

Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! And you and I had a fight.
Thor
Did I win?
Bruce Banner
No, I won! Easily!
Thor
That doesn’t sound right…
Bruce Banner
Well, it’s true!
Thor

[at Loki] Piss off, ghost!
– Korg

[Banner places his hand on the Quinjet’s handprint scanner]
Voice activation required.
Quinjet Computer
Banner.
Bruce Banner
Welcome, Strongest Avenger.
Quinjet Computer

A creepy old man cut my hair off!
– Thor

[to the Hulk] So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that’s still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you.
– Thor

[about Mjolnir] Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
Thor
It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
Korg
[pauses] That’s a nice way of putting it.
Thor

Hey, man. I’m Korg. We’re gonna get outta here. Wanna come?
– Korg

We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I’m putting together a team.
Thor
Like the old days.
Loki

You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?
Surtur
Because that’s what heroes do!
Thor