Thor (2011) quotes

Director
Kenneth Branagh.

Cast
Chris Hemsworth.
Anthony Hopkins.
Natalie Portman.

The powerful, but arrogant god Thor, is cast out of Asgard to live amongst humans in Midgard (Earth), where he soon becomes one of their finest defenders.

Is that one of Stark’s?
– Agent Cale
I don’t know. Guy never tells me anything.
– Agent Coulson

The Casket wasn’t the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?
– Loki
No. In the aftermath of the battle I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small for a Giant’s offspring, abandoned, suffering, left to die. Laufey’s son.
– Odin
Laufey’s son?
– Loki
Yes.
– Odin
Why? You were knee-deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?
– Loki
You were an innocent child.
– Odin
No. You took me for a purpose. What was it?… TELL ME!
– Loki
I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace… through you.
– Odin
What?
– Loki
But those plans no longer matter.
– Odin
So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?
– Loki
Why do you twist my words?
– Odin
You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn’t you?
– Loki
You’re my son… I wanted only to protect you from the truth…
– Odin
What, because I… I… I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?
– Loki
No! No!
– Odin
You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!
– Loki
Guards! Guards, please help!
– Loki

So Earth is lost to us…
– Thor
No. There is always hope.
– Heimdall
Can you see her?
– Thor
Yes.
– Heimdall
How is she?
– Thor
She searches for you.
– Heimdall

You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
– Odin
And you are an old man and a fool!
– Thor
Yes… I was a fool, to think you were ready.
– Odin
Father…
– Loki
FIE!
– Odin
Thor Odinson… you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you’ve opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you’re unworthy of your title, you’re unworthy… of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!
– Odin

Whoa, does he need CPR? ‘Cause I totally know CPR!
– Darcy

This drink… I like it!
– Thor
I know, it’s great right?
– Darcy
ANOTHER!
– Thor
Sorry, Izzie, little accident…
– Jane Foster
What was that?
– Jane Foster
It was delicious! I want another!
– Thor
You could have just said so!
– Jane Foster
I just did!
– Thor
I mean ask nicely!
– Jane Foster
I meant no disrespect.
– Thor
Alright, no more smashing. Deal?
– Jane Foster
You have my word.
– Thor

Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?
– Clint Barton

It’s not possible…
– Thor

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!
– Loki

Thor!
– Sif
WE MUST GO!
– Loki
Then go!
– Thor

You better call it Coulson, ’cause I’m starting to root for this guy.
– Clint Barton

I need a horse!
– Thor
We don’t have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
– Pet Store Clerk
Then give me one of those large enough to ride.
– Thor

We’re going to Jotunheim.
– Thor
What? This isn’t like going to Earth, where you summon a little lightning and thunder and the mortals worship you as a god! This is Jotunheim!
– Fandral