The World’s End (2013) quotes

Director
Edgar Wright.

Cast
Simon Pegg.
Nick Frost.
Martin Freeman.

Five friends who reunite in an attempt to top their epic pub crawl from twenty years earlier unwittingly become humanity’s only hope for survival.

WTF, Gary. WTF.
– Oliver Chamberlain
What the fuck does WTF mean?
– Gary King
What the fuck?
– Peter Page
Ooohh yeah!
– Gary King

How is, uh…
– Gary King
Vanessa.
– Peter Page
No. Your wife.
– Gary King
Vanessa.
– Peter Page
Yeah. How’s she?
– Gary King
She’s good.
– Peter Page
Have you had sex yet?
– Gary King
We have two children.
– Peter Page
Ooh twice! Get you, fuck machine.
– Gary King

Get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts!
– Gary King

What the fuck does WTF mean?
– Gary King

Just what is it that you want to do?
– The Network
We want to be free!
– Gary King
Yeah.
– Steven Prince
We want to be free to do want we want to do!
– Gary King
Yeah.
– Steven Prince
And we want to get loaded!
– Gary King
Yeah!
– Andrew Knightley
And we want to have a good time and that’s what we are gonna do!
– Gary King
It’s pointless arguing with you. You will be left to your own devices.
– The Network
Really?
– Gary King
Yeah. Fuck it.
– The Network

I remember sitting up there, blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes and seeing the orange glow of a new dawn break and knowing in my heart life would never feel this good again. And you know what? It never did.
– Gary King

Face it, we are the human race and we don’t like being told what to do!
– Gary King

Andy, What’s happening?
– Sam
Gary thinks we should keep up with the crawl because they know what they’re doing, but they don’t know that we know what they’re doing, and basically no one else has a better idea so, fuck it.
– Andrew Knightley

Yeah, there’s more than one Gary King!
– Gary King
But you just said…
– The Network
I fucking know what I fucking said!
– Gary King

Oh, my god, Gary, this is robbing Peter to pay Paul!
– Andrew Knightley
No, I borrowed from Peter to pay you, I still owe Paul!
– Gary King

At this point your planet is the least civilized in the entire galaxy.
– The Network
What did he say?
– Gary King
He said we are a bunch of fuck ups.
– Andrew Knightley
Hey it is our basic human right to be fuck ups. This civilization was founded on fuck ups and you know what? That makes me proud!
– Gary King

Oh fuck off, you big lamp!
– Gary King

Ten people have entered in this toilet in the last five minutes and not a single one has come back out again. That’s going to look suspicious.
– Steven Prince
Gay loving!
– Gary King

To err is human, so errr…
– Gary King

Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast as we wind our way up the Golden Mile. Commencing with an inaugural tankard in The First Post, then on to The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two-Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King’s Head, and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same, all before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus, The World’s End. Leave a light on good lady, for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will be in truth blind – drunk!
– Gary King

How can you tell if you’re drunk if you’re never sober?
– Andrew Knightley

A man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking rain! It’s like a lion eating houmous.
– Gary King

I haven’t had a drink for sixteen years Gary.
– Andrew Knightley
You must be thirsty then.
– Gary King

It’s about Closure.
– Gary King

I fucking hate this town!
– Andrew Knightley

They told me when to go to sleep! Me!
– Gary King

We need to be able to differentiate between them, them and us.
– Steven Prince
Yeah, I think the pronouns are really confusing.
– Peter Page
I don’t even know what a pronoun is.
– Gary King
Well, it’s a word that can function by itself as a noun which refers to something else in the discourse.
– Oliver Chamberlain
I don’t get it.
– Gary King
You just used one.
– Andrew Knightley
Did I?
– Gary King
“It” it’s a pronoun.
– Andrew Knightley
What is?
– Gary King
It!
– Andrew Knightley
Is it?
– Gary King
Christ!
– Andrew Knightley

Oh, crumbs!
– Sam

We’ll always have the disableds.
– Gary King
We’ll always have the disableds.
– Sam

Ever have one of those nights that starts out like any other, but ends up being the *best* night of your life?
– Gary King

No, Peter, of course I’m not a robot.
– Guy Shepherd

Nothing suggested in the last three minutes has been better than ‘smashy smashy egg man’.
– Andrew Knightley

Get your feet off her!
– Steven Prince