The Last Stand (2013) quotes

Director
Jee-woon Kim.

Cast
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Johnny Knoxville.
Forest Whitaker.

The leader of a drug cartel busts out of a courthouse and speeds to the Mexican border, where the only thing in his path is a sheriff and his inexperienced staff.

Don’t try to see death coming. You won’t.
– Gabriel Cortez

We are not going to let that guy come through our town without a fight.
– Sheriff Ray Owens

You make us immigrants look bad.
– Sheriff Ray Owens

You’re talking to a 72 year-old man with high cholesterol, eating a bacon and cheddar omelet with extra cheddar. Do I look like I’m afraid of death?
– Diner Regular

I got a psychopath in the Batmobile.
– Agent John Bannister

You fucked up my car.
– Gabriel Cortez
You fucked up my day off.
– Sheriff Ray Owens

Welcome to Sommerton!
– Sheriff Ray Owens

Good for him. Good for him.
– Agent John Bannister

Look at that ass. I could kill for that ass.
– Burrell

How are you sheriff?
– Irv
Old.
– Sheriff Ray Owens
Nah, you got a ways to go yet.
– Irv

Do you have stupid names for all your shit?
– Sheriff Ray Owens
Only the shit I love!
– Lewis Dinkum