The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017) quotes

Director
Patrick Hughes.

Cast
Ryan Reynolds.
Samuel L. Jackson.
Gary Oldman.

The world’s top bodyguard gets a new client, a hitman who must testify at the International Criminal Court. They must put their differences aside and work together to make it to the trial on time.

This guy single-handedly ruined the word “motherfucker.”
– Michael Bryce

My job is to keep you out of harm’s way.
– Michael Bryce
Shit, motherfucker. I am harm’s way.
– Darius Kincaid

Motherfucker, I will bust a cap in your ass, if you don’t give up that wheel.
– Darius Kincaid
Have you ever said please or thank you…
– Michael Bryce
Please, motherfucker!
– Darius Kincaid
Why are we always yelling?
– Michael Bryce

I made that jump on one leg.
– Darius Kincaid
I made that jump without jumping.
– Michael Bryce

How do I look?
– Darius Kincaid
You got a little speck of blood on your… everywhere.
– Michael Bryce

You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
– Darius Kincaid
That’s not really how that expression works.
– Michael Bryce
That’s the beauty of that motherfucker: life.
– Darius Kincaid
Ah. Yeah, well, life, I mean… life doesn’t usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage.
– Michael Bryce

See, if I’m paying Triple-A rates, then I’m looking for that full service shit, you know what I’m saying? The extra “A” in stands for “ass”, yours, between mine and a bullet.
– Darius Kincaid

You’re going to pardon an innocent woman? That’s mighty fucking white of you.
– Darius Kincaid

Tick-tock, motherfucker!
– Darius Kincaid

Go with God! This man’s killed over 150 people.
– Michael Bryce
250, easy.
– Darius Kincaid
Yeah, but they love you. Me, they want to perform an exorcism on.
– Michael Bryce
Question for a higher power. Who is more wicked, he who kills evil motherfuckers or he who protects them?
– Darius Kincaid

The single most awesome shot I’ve made in my entire hitman career. 300 meters through a firm C-cup titty-sized window.
– Darius Kincaid

You know he’s a murderer, right? You’re playing nurse to a murderer.
– Michael Bryce
A witness.
– Amelia Roussel
Really?
– Michael Bryce
Mm-hmm.
– Amelia Roussel
Twenty-seven times. That’s how many times this asshole has tried to kill me, 27 – 28! Fucking Prague!
– Michael Bryce

The Bible says to never take revenge, to leave it to the Lord. But I wasn’t prepared to wait that long.
– Darius Kincaid

You made a shank yet?
– Darius Kincaid
What for?
– Sonia Kincaid
It’s prison, baby. You gotta protect yourself.
– Darius Kincaid
It’s a Dutch prison, Darius! What are they gonna do, beat me with a clog?
– Sonia Kincaid

You fucked up when you shot my bodyguard.
– Darius Kinkaid
…Who?
– Vladislav Dukhovich