Stan & Ollie (2018) quotes

Director
Jon S. Baird.

Cast
John C. Reilly.
Shirley Henderson.
Steve Coogan.

Laurel and Hardy, the world’s most famous comedy duo, attempt to reignite their film careers.

Je ne regrette rien. And you shouldn’t regret rien, either.
– Oliver Hardy

I’ll miss us when we’re gone.
– Oliver Hardy
So will you.
– Stan Laurel

You’ll be fine, Babe. Just lay off the horses, and don’t get married again.
– Stan Laurel
Oh, I didn’t tell you. I proposed to Lucille.
– Oliver Hardy

You’re not leaving, are you, Stan? The show must go on.
– Oliver Hardy

Two double acts for the price of one.
– Bernard Delfont

You can’t have Hardy without Laurel.
– Stan Laurel
That’s what you think.
– Hal Roach

I’m never getting married again. I’m just going to find a woman I don’t like and buy her a house.
– Stan Laurel

What are all these Romans doing here?
– Oliver Hardy
I don’t know. Maybe there’s a sale at the Forum.
– Stan Laurel

How about I just punch you right on the nose? I haven’t done that for a long time.
– Stan Laurel
Can I poke you in the eye?
– Oliver Hardy
You could wring my neck.
– Stan Laurel
I think I’d rather poke you in the eye.
– Oliver Hardy