Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) quotes

Director
Robert Rodriguez.

Cast
Antonio Banderas.
Salma Hayek.
Johnny Depp.
Mickey Rourke.

Hitman “El Mariachi” becomes involved in international espionage involving a psychotic CIA agent and a corrupt Mexican general.

Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN’T?
– Agent Sands
I’m a Mexi-CAN.
– Cucuy
Good. Then do as I say.
– Agent Sands

Any suggestions, Ms. “Why don’t we get a room on the 5th floor so we can see the beautiful sunset”?
– El Mariachi

The man who wants nothing is invincible, cabron.
– Fideo

Practice shooting, not drinking.
– Lorenzo

I was tortured once… I didn’t like it. You know what the really fucked up part was? They tore out my left nut. That really turned me off to the whole thing.
– Left Nut

You want me to shoot the cook?
– El Mariachi
No. I’ll shoot the cook. My car’s parked out back, anyway.
– Agent Sands

Mexico’s my beat, and I’m walking it.
– Agent Sands

FBI agents never retire, they just take it a little easier.
– Sands

Who are you guys?
– El Presidente
Sons of Mexico, sir.
– El Mariachi

Can you hear me now?… Fucking bells…
– Agent Sands

Look me in the eyes… and then kill me.
– Agent Sands

Why me?
– El Mariachi
Frankly, because you’ve got nothing to live for… and in a way you’re already dead and Marquez is the one that killed you so why not return the favor?
– Sands

Hey, you get your man?
– Sands
One of them.
– Jorge FBI
If that isn’t inter-agency cooperation, I just don’t know what is.
– Sands

That spill just cost you your life.
– Agent Sands

I couldn’t find a briefcase small enough for 10,000 dollars in cash.
– Agent Sands

Why? Why would I want that? Why would I want bubblegum?
– Agent Sands

Look out there, its a fucking coup d’√ątat.
– Cab Driver
I can’t see, fuck-mook. I have no eyes.
– Agent Sands