On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) quotes

 

Director
Peter R. Hunt.

Cast
George Lazenby.
Diana Rigg.
Telly Savalas.

James Bond woos a mob boss’s daughter and goes undercover to uncover the true reason for Blofeld’s allergy research in the Swiss Alps that involves beautiful women from around the world.

This never happened to the other fellow.
– James Bond

He had a lot of guts.
– James Bond

He’s branched off.
– James Bond

It’s all right. It’s quite all right, really. She’s having a rest. We’ll be going on soon. There’s no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world.
– James Bond

But today is the thirteenth, Commander.
– Draco
I’m superstitious.
– James Bond

Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
– Irma Bunt
Just a slight stiffness coming on… due to the altitude, no doubt.
– James Bond

My apologies for the way you were brought here. I wasn’t sure you’d accept a *formal* invitation.
– Draco
There’s always something formal about the point of a pistol.
– James Bond

Now, when we authorize a coat of arms, it can include all sorts of funny things: crescent moons, portcullis, beasts, cochons, rampants, bars, bezants.
– James Bond
Please, what is bezants?
– Nancy
Gold balls. I brought a book on the subject with me. There’s a picture of my own coat of arms, actually – which includes four of them. If you’d care to see them.
– James Bond
I’d love to!
– Ruby

You’re hurting me.
– Tracy
I thought that was the idea for tonight.
– James Bond

She likes you, I can see it.
– Draco
You must give me the name of your oculist.
– James Bond

I’d like to interest you in a demolition deal that requires certain aerial activity to install equipment.
– James Bond

I’ve been saying for years, sir, that our special equipment is obsolete. And now, computer analysis reveals an entirely new approach: miniaturization. For instance, radioactive lint. When placed in an opponent’s pockets, the anti-personnel and location fix seems fairly obvious.
– Q
What we want is a location fix on 007.
– M

You’re very sure of yourself, aren’t you? Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill.
– Tracy
I can think of something more sociable to do.
– James Bond

Tracy, I was always taught that mistakes should be remedied, especially between friends – or lovers.
– James Bond

Our methods are very exacting. We never like to speak until we’re *absolutely* certain that there can be no possibility of error on our side or… forgery on anyone else’s.
– Sir Hilary Bray
I hope I can live up to your high standards.
– James Bond

I hope my big end will stand up to this.
– Tracy

Just keep my martini cool.
– James Bond

Do not kill me, Mr. Bond. At least not until we’ve had a drink. And if you wish, I’ll give you another chance.
– Draco

Provide him with the usual comforts.
– Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Ya!
– Irma Bunt

Unusually small for a Nymphalis polychloros.
– James Bond
I wasn’t aware that your expertise included lepidoptery.
– M

You perverse British. How you love your exercise.
– Ernst Stavro Blofeld

I’ve taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice.
– Ernst Stavro Blofeld

Good morning. My name’s Bond, James Bond.
– James Bond

Come, girls. It is time for our massage.
– Irma Bunt

You have connections not open to me. Where is Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
– James Bond
Blofeld? Some of my men have recently defected to him. I don’t know where he is.
– Draco
Can you find out?
– James Bond
If I could, I wouldn’t tell Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
– Draco

What will you drink sir?
– Waiter
Malt whiskey and branch water, please.
– James Bond

Delicious! I used to hate chicken. Used to make me break out. It was all over. You’d be surprised where.
– Ruby