Ocean’s Twelve (2004) quotes

 

Director
Steven Soderbergh.

Cast
George Clooney.
Brad Pitt.
Julia Roberts.

Daniel Ocean recruits one more team member so he can pull off three major European heists in this sequel to Ocean’s 11.

What are you doing?
– Danny Ocean
Sleeping. Why are you dressed?
– Rusty Ryan
It’s 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let’s go!
– Danny Ocean
It’s 11:30. The night before.
– Rusty Ryan
Oh! Oh he’s mean. He’s just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos have you had?
– Rusty Ryan
Five.
– Danny Ocean

Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that…
– Linus Caldwell
If you’re gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you’re asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious – yes.
– Rusty Ryan
Okay, can I ask you…
– Linus Caldwell
Yes.
– Rusty Ryan
Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks…
– Linus Caldwell
Ooh, don’t ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.
– Rusty Ryan
Wait, why not?
– Linus Caldwell
Look, it’s not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can’t talk about it and I can’t talk about why.
– Rusty Ryan
Oooooooooo.
– Linus Caldwell

I’ll give you a million dollars if you don’t speak for a month.
– Turk Malloy
I wanna eat your whole head.
– Virgil Malloy

Hi.
– Rusty Ryan
How’d it go?
– Isabel Lahiri
Lousy.
– Rusty Ryan

We need someone famous.
– Linus Caldwell
Why didn’t you get someone famous?
– Tess Ocean
Just think Four Weddings and a Funeral.
– Linus Caldwell
She wasn’t in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
– Tess Ocean
‘I’. ‘I wasn’t in Four Weddings and a Funeral’! Just protect your fake baby!
– Linus Caldwell

The last time we talked, you hung up on me.
– Terry Benedict
You used nasty words.
– Rusty Ryan

This is just wrong.
– Tess Ocean
You mean like… morally?
– Linus Caldwell
Well… yeah I guess.
– Tess Ocean

This? You couldn’t see *this*?
– Reuben Tishkoff

You’re all aces in my book, butI want the last check I write to bounce.
– Saul Bloom

How old do you think I am?
– Danny Ocean
48?
– Virgil Malloy
You think I’m 48 years old?
– Danny Ocean
52?
– Virgil Malloy

You’d better call the rice paddy.
– Bruce Willis

Do I look 50 to you?
– Danny Ocean
Yeah.
– Basher Tarr
Really?
– Danny Ocean
Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.
– Basher Tarr

And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!
– Roman Nagel

Let me break it down for you like a fraction.
– Frank Catton

You’re doing recon work on our anniversary?
– Tess Ocean
Tess…
– Danny Ocean

What is it – a special occasion?
– Shop Owner
It’s our second third anniversary.
– Danny Ocean

The egg left Paris this morning on its way to Rome, it travels with heavy security and usually with one or more replicas, sometimes they even show the replica without anybody knowing, when the egg goes on display Monday morning you’ll have forty eight hours to steal it before your deadline is up of course when the deadline passes, you don’t have the egg LeMarque will who’s the best
– François Toulour