Ocean’s Thirteen (2007) quotes

 

Director
Steven Soderbergh.

Cast
George Clooney.
Brad Pitt.
Matt Damon.

Danny Ocean rounds up the boys for a third heist, after casino owner Willy Bank double-crosses one of the original eleven, Reuben Tishkoff.

Don’t change the facial structure.
– Turk Malloy
I’m making you taller. Don’t you want to be taller? You’re a midget in 34 states.
– Virgil Malloy
Yeah, well, I’m an animal in the other 34.
– Turk Malloy
24. 22.
– Turk Malloy

Relationships can be…
– Rusty Ryan
Sure.
– Danny Ocean
But they’re also…
– Rusty Ryan
That’s right.
– Danny Ocean

Turn the machine off guys.
– Rusty Ryan
It is off.
– Turk Malloy
Are you kidding?
– Rusty Ryan
Does it sound like I’m laughing, sweetheart?
– Turk Malloy

The Nose Plays!
– Linus Caldwell
Oh, the nose plays.
– Danny Ocean
The nose plays.
– Rusty Ryan

Shit. Shit. Shit.
– Yen

You think this is funny?
– Terry Benedict
Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain’t sad.
– Danny Ocean

You shook Sinatra’s hand. You should know better.
– Danny Ocean

Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?
– Linus Caldwell
It’s not their fight!
– Danny Ocean
Whoa!
– Linus Caldwell

That was good.
– Turk Malloy
I know. That’s why they asked me to do it and not you.
– Virgil Malloy
Okay, this is me offering you an olive basket. And this is you spitting in my face.
– Turk Malloy
Oh, is that your face?
– Virgil Malloy

We’ll talk about it when I’m dead.
– Reuben Tishkoff

You’re like the Morecambe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil after a while.
– Roman Nagel

The moment you become embarrassed of who you are, you lose yourself. I changed my house, the way I dressed, the way I ate – for what? For nothing.
– Reuben Tishkoff

It can’t be done.
– Rusty Ryan
We don’t have the manpower.
– Linus Caldwell
Or the time.
– Danny Ocean
Or a way in.
– Rusty Ryan

What was that?
– Abigail Sponder
You felt it too?
– Linus Caldwell

This is Roman Nagel. If your consciousness absolutely has to intrude upon mine… leave me a message.
– Roman Nagel

It is not a prop for prop’s sake!
– Linus Caldwell

There’s a code amongst guys who shook Sinatra’s hand!
– Reuben Tishkoff
Screw Sinatra’s hand
– Willy Bank

I’ll see you, when I see you!
– Linus Caldwell

They built em smaller back then.
– Rusty Ryan
Yeah, but they seemed big.
– Danny Ocean