Moana (2016) quotes

Directors
Ron Clements, John Musker.

Cast
Auli’i Cravalho.
Dwayne Johnson.
Rachel House.

In Ancient Polynesia, when a terrible curse incurred by the Demigod Maui reaches Moana’s island, she answers the Ocean’s call to seek out the Demigod to set things right.

Okay, first, I am not a princess. I’m the daughter of the chief.
– Moana
Same difference.
– Maui
No.
– Moana
If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess.
– Maui

Are you gonna tell Dad?
– Moana
I’m his mom. I don’t have to tell him anything.
– Gramma Tala

Sometimes who we wish we were, what we wish we could do, is just not meant to be.
– Sina

Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are… I will gladly do so.
– Tamatoa
Huh?
– Moana
In *song* form!
– Tamatoa

Let her come to me.
– Moana

Hey! Hey!… Did you like the song?
– Tamatoa

If there’s something you want to tell me, just tell me! Is there something you want to tell me?
– Moana
Is there something you want to hear?
– Gramma Tala

Whatever just happened… blame it on the pig.
– Gramma Tala

The chicken lives!
– Maui

Te Ka can’t follow us into the water. We make it past the barrier islands… we make it to Te Fiti. None of which you understand… because you are a chicken.
– Moana

What have we here? It’s a sparkly, shiny… Wait a minute.
– Tamatoa
Ugh! It’s a human! What are you doing down here, in the Realm of the Mons-?
– Tamatoa
Just pick an eye, babe. I can’t… I can’t concentrate on what I’m saying if you keep… Yeah, pick one. Pick one!
– Tamatoa

If you start singing, I’m gonna throw up.
– Maui

Cheeeehoooo!
– Maui

All right. I’m out.
– Maui

Can we be real? If my name was Sebastian and I had a cool Jamaican accent, you’d totally help me. You would. You know you would.
– Tamatoa

There is nowhere you could go that I won’t be with you.
– Gramma Tala

When you use a bird to write with, it’s called tweeting.
– Maui

Really? Blow dart in my butt cheek?
– Maui

You’re a funny looking little thing aren’t you.
– Tamatoa
Don’t! That’s my gramma’s!
– Moana
“That’s my gramma’s!” I ate my Gramma! And it took a week, ’cause she was absolutely humongous.
– Tamatoa