Isn’t It Romantic (2019) quotes

Director
Todd Strauss-Schulson.

Cast
Rebel Wilson.
Liam Hemsworth.
Adam Devine.

A young woman disenchanted with love mysteriously finds herself trapped inside a romantic comedy.

They’ll never make a movie about girls like us, and you know why? Because it would be so sad that they’d have to sprinkle Prozac on the popcorn or people would kill themselves.
– Natalie’s Mom

You are beguiling.
– Blake
Did you just learn that word, cause you tend to say it a lot.
– Natalie
If you want me to stop saying it, I will. But you’re gonna have to stop being so damn beguiling!
– Blake

Tough, but fair.
– Whitney
Just like my leg hair.
– Natalie

So dumb!
– Natalie

If you need anything, anything at all, don’t hesitate to give me a call on my cellular telephone device. Here ya go. That’s my number!
– Blake
That’s very charming. But you do realize there’s like… 3.6 million permutations of how this can go together?
– Natalie
But there’s only one you, so…
– Blake
Right… that doesn’t really make sense.
– Natalie
Neither does the way I’m feeling about you right now.
– Blake
Uh right, that still doesn’t change the math though. Just to be clear, I cannot call you.
– Natalie
Are you feeling what I’m feeling?
– Blake
NO!
– Natalie

Is that woman choking?
– Josh
No, she’s just being dramatic. I choke all the time.
– Natalie

I’ll have what he’s having!
– Blake

Have you seen that movie? It’s literally a masterpiece.
– Whitney
Masterpiece of shit!
– Natalie

You wanna maybe take a stroll?
– Blake
That’s funny. My Fit Bit sometimes vibrates and says, “Wanna stroll?” But when you say it, I don’t wanna smash you.
– Natalie

She loves my neck fat. It’s just, I love cake… so…
– Josh

You know what’s funny?
– Josh
That all those rich ladies have crabs?
– Natalie

You know, she’s just, uh, she hates happy endings.
– Whitney
Because it’s not the end. They stop it there because what happens next is, like, really shit, and nobody will wanna see that.
– Natalie