Iron Man 3 (2013) quotes

Director
Shane Black.

Cast
Robert Downey Jr.
Guy Pearce.
Gwyneth Paltrow.

When Tony Stark’s world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called the Mandarin, he starts an odyssey of rebuilding and retribution.

Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird.
– Reluctant AIM Guard

I’m taking a shower.
– Pepper Potts
Okay.
– Tony Stark
And you’re gonna join me.
– Pepper Potts
Better.
– Tony Stark

So, uhh, who’s home?
– Tony Stark
Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers… I guess he won, ’cause that was six years ago.
– Harley Keener
Hmm… which happens, dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it, here’s what I need…
– Tony Stark
A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.
– Tony Stark
What’s in it for me?
– Harley Keener
Salvation. What’s his name?
– Tony Stark
Who?
– Harley Keener
The kid that bullies you at school. What’s his name?
– Tony Stark
How’d you know that?
– Harley Keener
I got just the thing.
– Tony Stark
This is a piƱata for a cricket. I’m kidding, it’s a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face, press the button on top. It discourages bullying. Non-lethal, just to cover one’s ass. Deal. Deal? What’d you say?
– Tony Star
Deal.
– Harley Keener
What’s your name?
– Tony Stark
Harley. And you’re…
– Harley Keener
The mechanic. Tony.
– Tony Stark
You know what keeps going through my head? Where’s my sandwich?
– Tony Stark

Who’s the hot mess now?
– Pepper Potts
That’s debatable. But you look great like this, the repulsor and the sports bra…
– Tony Stark
I think I understand why you don’t want to give up the suits. What have I got to complain about now?
– Pepper Potts
Well, it’s me. You’ll find something.
– Tony Stark

This is how you’ve been managing your downtime, huh?
– Colonel James Rhodes
Everybody needs a hobby.
– Tony Stark

Admit it, you need me. We’re connected.
– Harley Keener
What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom, keep your trap shut, guard the suit, and stay connected to the telephone, ’cause if I call you, you better pick up.
– Tony Stark
Can you feel that? We’re done here. Move out of the way or I’m gonna run you over. Bye, kid.
– Tony Stark
I’m sorry, kid, you did good.
– Tony Stark
So you’re just gonna leave me here? Like my dad?
– Harley Keener
Yeah.
– Tony Stark
Wait, you’re guilt tripping me aren’t you?
– Tony Stark
I’m cold.
– Harley Keener
I can tell. You know how I can tell?
– Tony Stark
Cause’ we’re connected!
– Tony Stark
It was worth a shot.
– Harley Keener

Are you okay?
– Colonel James Rhodes
I broke the crayon.
– Tony Stark

You think you’re so smart?
– Savin
That’s the thing about smart guys: we cover our asses!
– Tony Stark

You walked right into this one: I’ve dated hotter chicks than you.
– Tony Stark
Is that all you’ve got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
– Brandt
Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.
– Tony Stark

Honey?
– Tony Stark
Oh my god… that was really violent…
– Pepper Potts

The early bird gets the worm, but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
– Aldrich Killian

Stop stopping!
– Tony Stark

My armor was never a distraction or a hobby, it was a cocoon, and now I’m a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys, but one thing you can’t take away – I am Iron Man.
– Tony Stark

Mark 42 inbound.
– Jarvis
I’ll be damned. The prodigal son returns.
– Tony Stark
Whatever.
– Tony Stark
You really didn’t deserve her, Tony. It’s a pity. I was so close to having her… perfect.
– Aldrich Killian
OK, OK, wait, wait, slow down, slow down! You’re right… I don’t deserve her. Here’s where you’re wrong: she was already perfect.
– Tony Stark
Jarvis, do me a favor and blow Mark 42.
– Tony Stark
NOOO!
– Aldrich Killian

A true story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese. They sound… Chinese. But they’re actually an American invention. Which is why they’re hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
– The Mandarin
My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knockoff: the Chinese Theatre. Mr. President, I know this must be getting frustrating, but this season of terror is drawing to a close. And don’t worry. The ‘Big One’ is coming: your graduation.
– The Mandarin

A bomb is not a bomb when it’s a misfire.
– Tony Stark

I’m sleeping downstairs! Tinker with that!
– Pepper Potts

Don’t!
– Pepper Potts
It’s okay…
– Tony Stark
I’m hot, I’ll hurt you!
– Pepper Potts
No, you won’t. See? Not hot.
– Tony Stark
Am I going to be okay?
– Pepper Potts
No. You’re in a relationship with me, nothing will ever be okay. But I had this twenty years ago when I was drunk, I can sort it out. I fix stuff.
– Tony Stark

I got you!
– Pepper Potts
I got you first!
– Tony Stark

It’s Christmas. Take ’em to Church.
– Tony Stark