Hellboy II The Golden Army (2008) quotes

Director
Guillermo del Toro.

Cast
Ron Perlman.
Selma Blair.
Doug Jones.

The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so Hellboy and his team must save the world from the rebellious creatures.

What’s going on? What’s going on?
– Tom Manning
I quit.
– Hellboy
What? Are you serious?
– Tom Manning
Looks that way doesn’t it?
– Liz Sherman
What’s wrong with you? You can’t all just quit.
– Tom Manning
Watch us.
– Abe Sapien
On second thought…
– Hellboy
I think I’ll keep this!
– Hellboy
Come on. Come on! Johann, they can’t do this. Stop them.
– Tom Manning
Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!
– Johann Krauss

Nice baby.
– Johann Krauss
I’m not a baby. I’m a tumor.
– Baby

Aw, crap!
– Hellboy

Let this remind you why you once feared the dark…
– Prince Nuada

You’re in love. Have a beer.
– Hellboy
Oh, my body’s a temple.
– Abe Sapien
Well, now it’s an amusement park.
– Hellboy
No, no, no. The glandular balance of…
– Abe Sapien
Just shut up and drink it, would you?
– Hellboy

World, here I come.
– Hellboy

You say I’m not human, but on the contrary, I understand your pain all too well. You see, a long time ago, I lost the woman I love, and that was, in fact, the cause of my present misfortune. I will tell you about it someday. But for now, the tactical advantage is ours! Consider this: the Prince lacks the crown piece. And without it, his Army poses no threat to us.
– Johann Krauss
So, we have clearance then?
– Liz Sherman
Agent Sherman… Liz… screw ze clearance! Ve vill *take* that plane!
– Johann Krauss

Your weapon?
– Prince Nuada
Five-fingered Mary.
– Hellboy

Kill them.
– Prince Nuada
He lied to us.
– Abe Sapien
Abe, old buddy. We ever get outta this, we gotta talk.
– Hellboy

Your first piece of tail.
– Hellboy

We die and the world will be poorer for it.
– Prince Nuada

Come on, Abe! What are these things?
– Hellboy
Carcharadon Carcharias.
– Abe Sapien
English, English.
– Hellboy
They’re, um… tooth fairies.
– Abe Sapien
Ha!
– Hellboy
No. Black Forest, 3rd Century. They feed mostly on calcium. Bones, skin, organs… But they do usually go after the teeth first. Hence the name, “tooth fairies.”
– Abe Sapien
Bet you they don’t leave money, either.
– Liz Sherman

I know; I’m ugly!
– Hellboy

No fingerprints, no photos. But they say, and I’m translating, “he has a nice, open face.”
– Tom Manning

Demon! What are you waiting for? This is what you want, isn’t it? Look at it. The last of its kind. Like you and I. If you destroy it, the world will never see its kind again… You have more in common with us than with them. You could be a king… If you cannot command, than you must obey.
– Prince Nuada

I wish father were here. He’d know what to tell you… us.
– Hellboy

Watch it boys, she’s on fire!
– Hellboy

Eh, Mr. Kraut, sir?
– Hellboy
Krauss, agent. There’s a double s.
– Johann Krauss
SS. Right, right.
– Hellboy

It is said that at the dawn of time, man, beast, and all magical beings lived together under Aeglin, the Father Tree. But man had been created with a hole in his heart, a hole that no possession, power, or knowledge could fill. And in his infinite greed, man dreamed of expanding his dominion over the entire earth. The blood of many an elf, ogre, and goblin was spilled in their war with man, and King Balor, the one-armed king of Elfland, watched the slaughter in dread and despair. But one day, the master of the goblin blacksmiths offered to build the king a golden mechanical army, seventy times seventy soldiers, that would never know hunger, and could not be stopped. Prince Nuada begged his father to agree. “Build me this army,” the king said. And so, a magical crown was forged that would allow those of royal blood to command the Golden Army, if unchallenged. “I am King Balor, leader of the Golden Army. Is there anyone who disputes my right?” And in his throne room, no one challenged his word.
– Professor Trevor ‘Broom’ Bruttenholm

Geez, it stinks in here! Worse than my room!
– Hellboy

“Can’t Smile Without You”?
– Hellboy
I know…
– Abe Sapien
Yep, I’m gonna need a beer, too!
– Hellboy

Industrable, my ass.
– Hellboy

I am Princess Nuala, daughter of King Balor…
– Princess Nuala
I know. Forgive me, Your Highness, but as you were learning about me, I could not help but learn a little bit about you. You need our help.
– Abe Sapien
I’m afraid it’s the other way around.
– Princess Nuala

Now, see, I love this song. And I can’t smile, or cry. I think I have no tear ducts.
– Abe Sapien

Damn!
– Hellboy

You will learn to obey me, follow protocol and stay focused at all times.
– Johann Krauss
Oh, that word – “fock-yused”? Yeah, with your accent, I wouldn’t use it that much.
– Hellboy

Over seventy guests reported. There are no survivors?
– Liz Sherman
Same story here, babe.
– Hellboy
Don’t call me “babe.”
– Liz Sherman
*Abe!* I said Abe! Wrong channel…
– Hellboy

Give it up nasty, we can see you.
– Hellboy

C’mon, Liz! Burn ’em all!
– Hellboy

Now stay down!
– Hellboy

Screw the clearance, we will take that plane!
– Johann Krauss

I can be discreet.
– Hellboy
Really?
– Liz Sherman
Hey, I followed you and Myers, didn’t I?
– Hellboy
And then you had him transferred to Antarctica. That’s very… discreet.
– Liz Sherman
Ah, he said he liked the cold.
– Hellboy