Daddy’s Home 2 (2017) quotes

Director
Sean Anders.

Cast
Will Ferrell.
Mark Wahlberg.
Mel Gibson.

Having finally gotten used to each other’s existence, Brad and Dusty must now deal with their intrusive fathers during the holidays.

Before we get started notice we have several video and still photographers, so just relax and be in the moment.
– Jessie, Theater Manager
That’s so great that they do that. Worth every penny.
– Brad Whitaker

Hello? Grandpa Kurt?
– Dylan

Dear God. This is going to come off weird, Dusty, but he’s beautiful.
– Brad Whitaker

His total lack of masculinity, I mean his weak chin and soft underbelly bothers you not a bit?
– Kurt Mayron
You know, I’m just getting the feeling maybe you guys would like some privacy.
– Brad Whitaker

I just want to find the perfect together Christmas tree.
– Dusty Mayron

Dad, don’t move. There’s a pack of wolves on you. I kind of want to pet them, dad!
– Brad Whitaker
Don’t make eye contact with the alpha wolf.
– Mr. Whitaker
I already did, right in the eye!
– Brad Whitaker

Hey, guys, we got a big surprise for you.
– Dusty Mayron
Cool! Is it money?
– Megan
A trampoline?
– Dylan
Another pony?
– Megan
This year, Christmas, both families together.
– Dusty Mayron
Yay!
– Megan and Dylan

My dad is going to scoff at everything we do. Nothing’s ever good enough for him.
– Dusty Mayron
Your father hasn’t met the new evolved Dusty. I mean who wouldn’t be impressed with you.
– Brad Whitaker

Dad. That sweater, he wears a red sweater so that I can see him in a crowd.
– Brad Whitaker

Hey, kids, why don’t you jump in my car so Grandpa Kurt can join pop-pops company the way up.
– Dusty Mayron