Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) quotes

Director
Tim Burton.

Cast
Johnny Depp.
Freddie Highmore.
David Kelly.
Christopher Lee.

A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world’s most unusual candy maker.

Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it’s so delectable and so darn good looking!
– Willy Wonka
You can eat the grass?
– Charlie Bucket
Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I’m* eatable! But that is called “cannibalism,” my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
– Willy Wonka

Why is everything here completely pointless?
– Mike Teavee
Candy doesn’t have to have a point. That’s why it’s candy.
– Charlie Bucket

Nothing’s impossible, Charlie.
– Grandma Georgina

Let’s keep on truckin’.
– Willy Wonka

You can’t run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
– Willy Wonka
None taken. Jerk.
– Grandpa George

Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!
– Dr. Wonka

The best kind of prize is a *sur*prise!
– Willy Wonka

Good morning, starshine… the earth says hello!
– Willy Wonka

Everything in this room is eatable, even I’m eatable! But that is called “cannibalism”, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
– Willy Wonka

Daddy! I want a flying glass elevator!
– Veruca Salt
Veruca, the only thing you’re getting today is a bath, and that’s final!
– Mr. Salt

There’s plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket, there’s only five of them in the whole world, and that’s all there’s ever going to be. Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. Are you a dummy?
– Grandpa George

Ew, somebody grab him.
– Willy Wonka

Who wants a beard?
– Mike Teavee
Well, beatniks for one, folk singers, and motorbike riders. Y’know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It’s in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I’m layin’ down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!
– Willy Wonka

You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts.
– Grandma Georgina
Oh, thank you. You smell like… old people. And soap. I like it.
– Willy Wonka

Little girl? Don’t touch that squirrel’s nuts! It’ll make him crazy!
– Willy Wonka

So, if I go with you to the factory, I won’t ever see my family again?
– Charlie Bucket
Yeah! Consider that a bonus!
– Willy Wonka