Captain America Civil War (2016) quotes

Directors
Anthony Russo, Joe Russo.

Cast
Chris Evans.
Robert Downey Jr.
Scarlett Johansson.

Political involvement in the Avengers’ activities causes a rift between Captain America and Iron Man.

Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they’d like to disclose? I’m open to suggestions.
– Iron Man

He’s my friend.
– Captain America
So was I.
– Iron Man

I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight before, but there’s usually not this much talking.
– Falcon
All right, sorry. My bad.
– Spider-Man

Hank Pym did say to never trust a Stark!
– Scott Lang
Who are you?
– Tony Stark
Come on, man.
– Scott Lang

That thing doesn’t obey the laws of physics at all!
– Spider-Man

Got a passport?
– Tony Stark
Um, no. I don’t… I don’t even have a driver’s license.
– Peter Parker
You ever been to Germany?
– Tony Stark
No.
– Peter Parker
Oh, you’ll love it.
– Tony Stark
I can’t go to Germany!
– Peter Parker
Why?
– Tony Stark
I got… homework.
– Peter Parker
Alright, I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that.
– Tony Stark

Are we still friends?
– Black Widow
That depends on how hard you hit me.
– Hawkeye

Oh, you’re going to have to take this to the shop.
– Ant-Man
Who’s speaking?
– Iron Man
It’s your conscience. We don’t talk a lot these days.
– Ant-Man

Margaret Carter was known to most as the founder of S.H.I.E.L.D. But I just know her as Aunt Peggy. She had a photograph in her office: Aunt Peggy standing next to JFK. As a kid that was pretty cool. But it was a lot to live up to, which is why I never told anyone we were related. I asked her once how she managed to master diplomacy and espionage at a time when no one wanted to see a woman succeed at either. And she said, “Compromise where you can. Where you can’t, don’t. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, ‘No, *you* move’.”
– Sharon Carter

I don’t think we’ve been introduced. I’m Clint.
– Hawkeye
I don’t care.
– Black Panther

You have a metal arm? That is AWESOME, dude!
– Spider-Man

Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
– Spider-Man
Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
– War Machine
I don’t know, I didn’t carbon date him. He’s on the young side.
– Iron Man

You got heart, kid. Where are you from?
– Captain America
Queens!
– Spider-Man
Brooklyn!
– Captain America

You couldn’t have done that earlier?
– Winter Soldier
I hate you.
– Falcon

Are you ‘Tony Stank’?
– FedEx Driver

HOLY SHIT!
– Spider-Man

The receipt for your gear.
– Sharon Carter
Bird costume? Come on.
– Sam Wilson
I didn’t write it.
– Sharon Carter

I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit.
– Hawkeye

Do you even remember them?
– Iron Man
I remember all of them.
– Winter Soldier

Can you move your seat up?
– Bucky Barnes
No.
– Sam Wilson

That shield doesn’t belong to you. You don’t deserve it! My father made that shield!
– Tony Stark

So, you’re the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You’re Spider-Boy?
– Tony Stark
S-Spider-Man.
– Peter Parker
Not in that onesie, you’re not.
– Tony Stark
It’s not a onesie.
– Peter Parker

Clearly retirement doesn’t suit you. Get tired of playing golf?
– Iron Man
Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can’t seem to miss.
– Hawkeye
First time for everything.
– Iron Man
Made you look.
– Hawkeye

I didn’t kill your father.
– Winter Soldier
Then why did you run?
– Black Panther

They’re not stopping!
– Spider-Man

He said ‘Bucky’ and suddenly I was that 16-year-old boy from Brooklyn again.
– Steve Rogers

So you like cats?
– Sam Wilson
Sam…
– Steve Rogers
What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don’t wanna know more?
– Sam Wilson
Your suit. It’s vibranium?
– Steve Rogers
The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?
– T’Challa

Manchurian Candidate, you’re killing me. We’re on a truce. Put the gun down.
– Tony Stark

You have the right to remain silent!
– Spider-Man

I got something kinda big, but I can’t hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell, and if I tear myself in half, don’t come back for me.
– Ant-Man
He’s gonna tear himself in half?
– Winter Soldier

Tony, you are being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal.
– Natasha Romanoff

Multiple contusions detected.
– Friday
Yeah, I detected that too…
– Iron Man

Shit! I thought it was a water truck. My bad!
– Ant-Man

This job… we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn’t mean everybody. But if we can’t find a way to live with that, next time… maybe nobody gets saved.
– Steve Rogers