Baby Driver (2017) quotes

Director
Edgar Wright.

Cast
Ansel Elgort.
Jon Bernthal.
Jon Hamm
.

After being coerced into working for a crime boss, a young getaway driver finds himself taking part in a heist doomed to fail.

You and I are a team, Doc.
– Baby
Don’t feed me any more lines from Monsters Inc. It pisses me off.
– Doc

He’s a looney. Just like his tunes.
– Bats

If you don’t see me again, it’s because I’m dead.
– Griff

That’s my baby.
– Doc
Fuck your baby.
– Bats

So when was the last time you hit the road just for fun?
– Deborah
Yesterday.
– Baby
I’m jealous. Sometimes all I want to do is head west on 20 in a car I can’t afford with a plan I don’t have – just me, my music, and the road.
– Deborah
I’d like that, too.
– Baby

I said Michael Myers!
– Eddie
This *is* Mike Myers.
– JD
It should be the “Halloween” mask.
– Bats
This is a Halloween mask!
– JD
No, the killer dude from “Halloween”.
– Bats
Oh, you mean Jason.
– JD
No!
– Eddie, Bats

Your tattoo says ‘hat’?
– Baby
Yeah, it used to say ‘hate’. But to increase my chances of employment I had the E removed.
– JD
How’s that working out for you?
– Baby
Who doesn’t like hats?
– JD

The moment you catch feelings is the moment you catch a bullet.
– Bats

Bananas
– Doc

Not a chauffeur. Noted.
– Deborah

Hey Baby, you know it’s funny. Even though I heard it so many times in the court case, I still can’t get used to the fact that your real name is Miles. It’s a cool name though. I can think of a lot of great Miles songs. But we still have to get through all those Baby songs first. I can’t wait until the day when it’s just us, music and the road. See you later Baby. All my love, Deborah.
– Deborah

Sometimes all I want is to head West on 20 in a car I can’t afford, with a plan I don’t have, just me, my music, and the road.
– Deborah

Retarded means slow. Was he slow?
– Doc
No.
– Griff

Is she a good girl? You love her?
– Buddy
Yes, I do.
– Baby
That’s too bad.
– Buddy

Fuck you, Buddy.
– Baby

You’re a good driver. You’re a bad liar, though. In this business, the moment you catch feelings… is the moment you catch a bullet.
– Bats

I just can’t believe your real name is Miles.
– Deborah

This one, they say that listens to the music all the time?
– Bats
I mean, is he retarded?
– Griff
‘Retarded’ means slow. Was he slow?
– Doc
No.
– Griff
He had an accident when he was a kid. Still has a hum in the drum. Plays music to drown it out. And that’s what makes him the best.
– Doc

One more job and I’m done.
– Baby
“One more job” and we’re straight. Now I don’t think I need to give you the speech about what would happen if you say no, how I could break your legs and kill everyone you love because you already know that, don’t you?
– Doc
Yeah.
– Baby

You rob to support a drug habit, I do drugs to support a robbery habit.
– Bats