Avengers Age of Ultron (2015) quotes

Director
Joss Whedon.

Cast
Robert Downey Jr.
Chris Evans.
Mark Ruffalo.

When Tony Stark and Bruce Banner try to jump-start a dormant peacekeeping program called Ultron, things go horribly wrong and it’s up to Earth’s mightiest heroes to stop the villainous Ultron from enacting his terrible plan.

But if you put the hammer in an elevator?
– Steve Rogers
It’ll still go up.
– Tony Stark
Elevator’s not worthy.
– Steve Rogers

What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them in order to protect their country?
– Steve Rogers

All set up boss.
– Maria Hill
Actually he’s the boss.
– Tony Stark
I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.
– Tony Stark

You didn’t see that coming?
– Pietro Maximoff

Fury, you son of a bitch!
– Steve Rogers
Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
– Nick Fury

Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through.
– Tony Stark
It was a good talk.
– Tony Stark
No, it wasn’t!
– Fortress Soldier

I once had strings, but now I’m free… There are no strings on me!
– Ultron

Thor, report on the Hulk.
– Natasha Romanoff
The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
– Thor
But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no… wounded screams… mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and… gout.
– Thor

What’s the vibranium for?
– Tony Stark
I’m glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan…
– Ultron

How do you hope to stop me?
– Ultron
Like the old man said, Together.
– Tony Stark

Keep up, old man!
– Pietro Maximoff
Nobody would know. Nobody. “The last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Uh… yeah, he’ll be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already…”
– Clint Barton

If he can wield the Hammer, he can keep the Stone.
– Thor

I know you’re good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn’t think it through. There is only one path to peace… your extinction.
– Ultron

Doesn’t matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you’re good, I’ll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.
– Clint Barton

You get hurt, hurt ’em back. You get killed… walk it off.
– Steve Rogers

If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?
– Tony Stark
Yes, of course.
– Thor
I will be fair, but firmly cruel.
– Tony Stark
No, I’m sure.
– Thor

Are we even pulling?
– James Rhodes
Are you on my team?
– Tony Stark
Just represent! PULL!
– James Rhodes

Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door…
– Tony Stark
Yay!
– Tony Stark

Outwit the platinum bastard.
– Nick Fury
Steve doesn’t like that kind of talk.
– Natasha Romanoff
You know what Romanoff…
– Steve Rogers

The girl tried to warp my brain! Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Fortunately, I am mighty…
– Thor

And how’s little Natasha?
– Natasha Romanoff
She’s… Nathaniel.
– Laura
Traitor.
– Natasha Romanoff

You’re afraid.
– Vision
Of you?
– Ultron
Of death. You’re the last one.
– Vision
You were supposed to be the last.
– Ultron

The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.
– Clint Barton

Shit!
– Tony Stark
Language!
– Steve Rogers

We can still find a better way to achieve peace?
– Steve Rogers
I can’t actually throw up in my mouth, but if I could I would do it!
– Ultron

Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said “language”?
– Tony Stark
I know! It just slipped out.
– Steve Rogers

Who in their right minds would volunteer for a unproven scientific experiment run by a German scientist?
– Steve Rogers

Well, you guys are definitely off the Pentagon’s Christmas list.
– James Rhodes