Ant-Man (2015) quotes

Director
Peyton Reed.

Cast
Paul Rudd.
Michael Douglas.
Corey Stoll.

Armed with a super-suit with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, cat burglar Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help his mentor, Dr. Hank Pym, plan and pull off a heist that will save the world.

Are you trying to find my daddy?
– Cassie Lang
Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.
– Paxton
Hope you don’t catch him.
– Cassie Lang

My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do?
– Scott Lang
…I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.
– Hank Pym
…makes sense.
– Scott Lang

I know a guy.
– Sam Wilson

Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It’s pretty freaky, but it’s safe. There’s no reason to be scared.
– Scott Lang
Oh, no no. Daddy don’t get scared.
– Luis
Really?
– Scott Lang
Yeah.
– Luis
Good.
– Scott Lang
This is the work of gypsies!
– Kurt
That’s witchcraft!
– Dave
That’s amazing. That’s like some David Copperfield shit!
– Luis
That’s wizardry!
– Dave
Sorcery!
– Kurt
How’d you do that, bro?
– Luis
Don’t freak out, look at your shoulder.
– Scott Lang
Get if off! Get it off!
– Luis
I thought Daddy didn’t get scared!
– Scott Lang

The world sure seems different from down here, doesn’t it, Scott?
– Hank Pym
Who said that?
– Scott Lang

Long time no see, Dr. Pym. How’s retirement?
– Frank
How’s your face?
– Hank Pym

Sorry I’m late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.
– Scott Lang

Baskin-Robbins always find out.
– Dale

I’m gonna disintegrate you!
– Yellowjacket
Playing “Disintegration” by the Cure.
– Siri

Wait I didn’t steal anything! I was returning something I stole!
– Scott Lang

I love you, Cassie.
– Scott Lang

Pick on someone your own size!
– Scott Lang

Daddy, is that you?
– Cassie Lang
Hi, peanut!
– Scott Lang

How serious are we talkin’ Scotty?
– Luis
It’s a Carbondale. It’s from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic.
– Scott Lang
Wow. Can you crack it?
– Luis
Well, here’s the thing, it doesn’t do so well with cold. Remember what that iceberg did?
– Scott Lang
Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio.
– Luis
Killed everyone.
– Dave
Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.
– Kurt

You think you can stop the future? You’re just a thief!
– Yellowjacket
No, I’m the Ant-Man!… I know, it wasn’t my idea.
– Scott Lang

It’s a trial by fire, Scott… or in this case, water.
– Hank Pym
Guess you’re tougher than you thought.
– Hank Pym

That is one messed up looking dog.
– Gale

Scott?
– Hank Pym
Yeah?
– Scott Lang
You’re full of shit.
– Hank Pym
Oh yeah.
– Scott Lang

Yeah, this dude sounds like a bad-ass, man. Like he comes up to him and he says, y’know: I’m looking for this dude who’s mo’ unseen, who’s flashing this fresh tat, who’s got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got? She’s like: Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific. And he’s like: I’m looking for a guy who shrinks. And I’m like: Daaamn! I got all nervous, ’cause I keep mad secrets for you, bro. So I asked Ignacio: Did bad-ass tell the stupid fine writer chick, to tell you, to tell me, because I’m tight with that man that he’s looking for him?
– Luis
And? What’d he say?
– Scott Lang
He said yes.
– Luis