Chris Pratt quotes

Born
June 21, 1979, Virginia, Minnesota, U.S.

Occupation
Actor.

Chris Pratt is an American actor. Pratt came to prominence with his television roles, particularly for his role as Andy Dwyer in the NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation (2009–2015).

There’s nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.
– Chris Pratt
I’ve always been a little soft. I like to eat.
– Chris Pratt
I was drinking Patron. But then Hornitos, bad call. I’m holding up well. I’m on a juice fast thing so the tequila juice fit right in! Haha! Actually doing surprisingly well, I must be a pro!
– Chris Pratt
Celebrity is intoxicating.
– Chris Pratt
I don’t have any delusions. I don’t think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.
– Chris Pratt
My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.
– Chris Pratt
As long as I keep getting cast, I don’t care if it’s typecast.
– Chris Pratt
I’d love to work with Steve Martin. I’d love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd.
– Chris Pratt
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It’s like a sauce!
– Chris Pratt
Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at the moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That’s impossible.
– Chris Pratt
You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for ‘Parks and Rec.’ As an actor it’s always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it’s hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that’s just the longer I haven’t gotten a job.
– Chris Pratt
People have told me I look like Gordon Lightfoot.
– Chris Pratt
Both ‘OC’ and ‘Everwood,’ there were people on set where you learned to stay away from them on a bad day.
– Chris Pratt
You get to a point where you have to start planning, when you cross that line where you have enough value to get someone’s movie made if you attach yourself to it, you have to be very thoughtful and have to plan.
– Chris Pratt
Some people fast, some people go on a cruise or visit a day spa. I get out in the woods with a rifle or a bow. That’s my release.
– Chris Pratt
Just be comfortable with who you are.
– Chris Pratt
A friend bought me a plane ticket to Hawaii, which is where I got discovered and became an actor, so I guess a friend bought me a winning lottery ticket.
– Chris Pratt
I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.
– Chris Pratt
As an actor it’s always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it’s hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that’s just the longer I haven’t gotten a job.
– Chris Pratt
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It’s like a sauce!
– Chris Pratt
I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened.
– Chris Pratt
My first in, my first break, was I met a director and got to talking with her, and she happened to be casting this movie that she had written. That was ten years ago. That got me to Hollywood. I got paid $700 bucks.
– Chris Pratt
With comedy, it’s a combination of knowing the comedic beat was good – it made you laugh, it made people on the crew laugh. With drama, you do something deep and if your stuff was really effective, the ultimate result is silence. Silence is not necessarily… that would also be the result if you sucked.
– Chris Pratt
I was an athlete growing up and I miss that. I miss hanging out with dudes and making raunchy jokes and telling stories, trading details, you know? There’s something I really miss about that.
– Chris Pratt
I was an athlete growing up. I was a wrestler, I played football, so I can take a fall. I actually wanted to be a stuntman when I was kid, so I would practice falling down the stairs. It’s just something I like to do.
– Chris Pratt
I’ve eaten weird things through the course of my life. I’ve eaten wild game, I’ve eaten possum – possum’s no good.
– Chris Pratt
I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.
– Chris Pratt
If one day someone came up to me and was like, ‘Look, you’re never going to act again,’ I don’t know what I would do.
– Chris Pratt
Television is such an evolving medium.
– Chris Pratt
Television is such an evolving medium. When you’re doing a TV show, it’s not like you just shoot for six weeks and you’re in an editing room with all of your footage. It’s like a guitar or a car, you have to fine tune things. You stop doing what’s not working, you work on what is working and you add things that do work.
– Chris Pratt
I like to do ‘Garfield Mondays’: lasagna and napping in a box.
– Chris Pratt